DX01: SINGULARITY 09562

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's filtering through a huge stained glass ceiling in this massive, underwater cathedral... The air's, well, water, and the pressure's intense, but somehow the light's not distorted. Schools of rainbow-colored fish are swimming through the pews, weaving around these giant, still-functional pipe organs that are playing a constant, eerie drone. The smell's like, a mix of seaweed and incense, and there's this weird, constant ripple in the water that's making the fish tanks on the altar wobble, but a bunch of Dogecoin-branded, perfectly intact Fabergé eggs are just... sitting there, not getting crushed by the pressure.