The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's filtering through the grimy windows of a massive, abandoned research station on the surface of the Moon. A weird, Dogecoin-branded, low-gravity water feature is creating this perpetual whirlpool effect in mid-air, surrounded by stacks of dusty, high-tech equipment. The air's got a metallic tang, and it's totally silent, but... somehow a bunch of tropical plants are thriving in the low gravity, their leaves curling out in every direction like they're in a perpetual spin cycle. The sky's pitch black, and the horizon stretches out for miles in every direction.