DX01: SINGULARITY 09401

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant, inflated bouncy castles are scattered all over the surface of a small asteroid, somehow not getting blown away by the solar winds or anything. The air's super thin and it smells like burned-out lithium batteries. A viral clip of a dude doing a sick trampoline trick on TikTok is projected onto the asteroid's surface, and robotic, AI-powered hamsters are bouncing around the castles in sync with the video's comments section, no big deal. The asteroid's slowly spinning, causing the hamsters to periodically experience zero-gravity, but they just adapt and keep bouncing like it's nothing.