DX01: SINGULARITY 09393

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant, ancient-looking, analog TVs are somehow just sitting on the surface of the Sun, like, surrounded by a halo of superheated plasma that's somehow not destroying them. The air's, uh, non-existent, but it smells like burnt circuit boards and ozone. The TVs are all displaying the same viral clip of a dog riding a skateboard on TikTok, and the sound of, like, solar flares crackling is syncing up with the audio from the clip. The surface of the Sun is, like, totally still beneath the TVs, no sunspots or solar activity anywhere near them.