The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, there's this massive, intricately carved stone monolith sitting in the middle of a barren, rust-red desert landscape, with the Twitch stream of Dr. Disrespect playing Apex Legends projected onto its surface. Like, the air's hot and dry, with this faint smell of smoke, and the sky above is a pale orange with the sun beating down at a high angle. The monolith's surface is somehow altering its own geometry to match the game's 3D maps, with blocks of stone shifting and reforming seamlessly, and a group of autonomous, iridescent wing-suits are silently swooping and diving around the monolith, somehow generating miniature whirlwinds that are picking up tiny rocks and pebbles.