The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A gleaming, iridescent crystal cave is sprawling beneath a bright, star-filled night sky, the air smelling like a mixture of saltwater and ozone-free laundry detergent. Like, the walls of the cave are shifting between different pastel colors, casting a kaleidoscope of hues across the glittering crystals that cover every surface, and it's really quiet, except for this faint sound of typing on a keyboard echoing off the crystals. The Mars Perseverance rover replica somehow embedded in the heart of the cave is transmitting a live Twitch stream of an Overwatch match to a bunch of old-school flip phones scattered around it. The air is pretty still, with a weird, gentle buzzing that's making my skin prickle.