The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm... there's this abandoned water park at the edge of a massive, sprawling canyon system, with dry, cracked water slides and a wave pool filled with dusty debris. A weird static electric charge is making the empty food stands rattle and vibrate... like, you can smell old hot dogs and sunblock in the air, even though it's pouring rain and there's thunder echoing through the still air. A fully-functional replica of the Mars Curiosity Rover is somehow stuck at the top of the park's biggest water slide, lights flashing and antennae twitching as it slowly starts to make its way down the dusty track.