The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, crystal-encrusted stalactites are hanging from the ceiling of this massive, underground cavern, like... reflecting the pulsing blue light from a bunch of Ethereum mining rigs wedged into the rock walls. The air's thick with the smell of damp earth, and there's a static electric charge making the hairs on my arm stand up. A live YouTube stream of a coral reef is somehow projecting onto a giant, flat crystal formation, and... a fully-functional, chrome-plated replica of the James Webb Space Telescope is somehow lodged in the center of the cavern, slowly rotating.