The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Sunlight's shining through a grimy window into a cluttered, retro-futuristic laundromat, like, the air's thick with the smell of fresh laundry and detergent. A Twitch stream about cryptocurrency is projected onto a stained washing machine, comments scrolling by as a sleek, autonomous laundry drone loads a washing machine with what looks like altcoin-branded clothes. Outside, it's pouring rain and the sky's somehow displaying a browser tab with an endlessly loading TELEGRAM JUMP CHART, the sound of distant thunder humming through the air. Uh, one washing machine is somehow folding a shirt into a mathematically perfect fractal.