The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive, ancient Buddha statue is half-buried in a sprawling, iridescent salt flat, its face covered in a mesh of fiber-optic wires etching out a live Reddit thread about the Bitcoin halving event. Uh, the air's got this heavy, electric charge to it, and the smell of salt and burned wiring is everywhere. The statue's hands are somehow... slowly solving a Rubik's Cube that's, like, the size of a small car, and the sound of gently lapping water is coming from nowhere. The sun's straight overhead in a hazy, pale blue sky.