The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive, retro-futuristic satellite dish is rotating on the barren surface of some asteroid, surrounded by clusters of dusty solar panels. Umm, a holographic display of a Reddit thread about low-level programming languages is being projected onto the dish's surface, with comment replies syncing with the dish's rotation speed. The air's super thin and the sky's pitch black, like, no stars or anything, but the dish is reflecting this pale blue light that's somehow illuminating the surrounding asteroid chunks. A Play-Doh meteorite is currently burning up in the nearby atmosphere, leaving a trail of pink, gooey debris.