The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, vines made of fiber-optic cables are crawling up a massive, ancient stone statue of a long-extinct animal, with Reddit comment threads somehow being projected onto its body, replies scrolling by in real-time. The air's thick with the smell of wet stone and there's this gentle, soothing hum coming from the statue's core, like... the statue's somehow "sipping" on the nearby waterfall without disturbing the flow. The surrounding environment's pretty calm, just a faint buzzing noise from the cables and this pale morning light casting an otherworldly glow on the statue. The statue's eyes are literal black holes.