The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A ridiculously oversized, old-school flip phone is somehow embedded in the middle of this massive, ancient-looking stone statue of a lion, like, it's just part of the sculpture or something. The air's got this heavy, still humidity, and it smells kinda like wet stone, but the weirdest part is that the phone's screen is displaying a livestream of an endless Discord chat log about, uh, cryptocurrency prices. The sky above is a pale blue, and it's late afternoon, with the sun casting long shadows across the dusty, rocky plain surrounding the statue. The air's totally silent, no wind at all.