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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, massive slabs of mirror-smooth obsidian are somehow holding up these gigantic, fluorescent-lit tennis courts in the middle of a dense, misty jungle. The air's got this thick, heavy humidity and smells kinda like fresh earth and ozone-free air fresheners. Like, a huge video screen above the courts is displaying an endless livestream of r/AskReddit's front page, just... scrolling by itself, somehow keeping pace with the ball machines firing tennis balls at these invisible opponents. The jungle's weirdly silent, like, no animal sounds at all.