The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Tall, crystal formations are jutting out of a still, turquoise lake, like shards of glass piercing the water's surface. Umm, the air's got a weird, pungent smell to it, kinda like a mix of diesel fuel and orange blossoms. A low-pressure system's moving in, and dark clouds are gathering on the horizon, but the sky directly above's clear blue, and sunbeams are casting an intense, blinding glow on the crystal formations. For some reason, an Apple iPhone is lodged deep within one of the crystals, with a cracked screen still displaying the Twitter timeline of @elonmusk.