The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Rainwater pours out of this old, overflowing birdbath in the middle of a super dense thicket, umm, like, 10 feet tall, easy. The air's thick, still, and smells of mud, feels like right after a downpour, but the sun's way high up in the sky now, so I'm guessing it's past noon or something. Meanwhile, this birdbath water's just... somehow flowing upward into the sky, creating a giant, crystal clear pillar that just rises up into the clouds, no pipes or supports anywhere – just water straight up into the air. A flock of starlings keeps circling the pillar.