The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive waves are crashing against the side of an abandoned, half-submerged oil rig in the middle of the ocean, the sound of the water echoing off the metal beams. Umm, seagulls are flying overhead, their cries loud above the creaking of the rig, and the air smells heavily of saltwater and rust... A large LED screen on the side of the rig is somehow displaying a perfect, real-time replica of a viral Twitter thread about Bitcoin's potential uses in AI research. The sun is high overhead, casting a sharp glow over the whole scene.