The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A huge, industrial centrifuge is dominating the cramped, dingy laboratory, its metal walls covered in warning labels and its central drum spinning steadily with a low, ominous hum. Umm, the air's thick with the smell of solvent and it's really humid in here... Shelves are stacked high with hundreds of neatly labeled jars filled with various shades of brightly colored liquid, like a massive, industrial paint collection. The Bitcoin price ticker displayed on an old, battered TV in the corner is somehow perfectly predicting every future price fluctuation.