The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Bloodied Ethernet cables stretch across a desolate, grey-sand beach, tangled with ravens made of twitching fiber-optic wires. The air's heavy with the stench of rotting fish, and it's somehow raining oil droplets that don't seem to be washing away. The sky above is a jumbled mess of ASCII art depicting Pepe the Frog, with cryptic messages about Ethereum's "Inevitable supremacy" scrolling by. The ravens' synchronized twitching seems to be controlling the movement of a nearby, massive excavator, which is somehow digging a hole in the ocean's surface without displacing any water.