The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A half-crushed Honda Civic somehow merged with a torn apart Xbox Series X is lodged in the middle of a drained swimming pool, like, a bunch of /biz/ memes are spray-painted across the car's mangled body. The air is thick with the smell of chlorine and diesel fuel, and sunlight beats down from directly overhead, casting no shadows. A torn fiber optic cable snakes out of the wreck to a Ethereum-branded buoy bobbing in the empty pool's deep end. The Xbox is still somehow livestreaming to a YouTube channel called "GPU Wars" despite being underwater for who knows how long.