The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A decrepit, ancient church somehow lies upside-down, partially buried in a dense thicket of blackberry bushes. Uh, sunlight's filtering through the grimy stained-glass windows, casting a muted glow on the surrounding foliage. The air's thick with the sweet scent of ripe blackberries and the distant tang of gasoline, and like, the only sound is the soft creaking of old wooden pews suspended from the inverted church's stone ceiling. Seagulls are roosting in the upturned bell tower, their feathers ruffled by the faint breeze.