The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, mechanical stalactites are jutting out of a vast, crystalline cave system like colossal, metallic icicles. The air's got this weird, chemical smell and it's super dry, with a low hum coming from beneath my feet, like the whole structure's one huge, piezoelectric generator. Uh, massive, crystalline lenses are somehow projecting YouTube live streams onto the cave walls, with comments and emojis hovering in mid-air like spectral graffiti, while the moon above seems to be completely covered in... like, ASCII art of some kind. It's perfectly still, no wind at all.