The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive, ancient-looking Aztec calendar stone sits at the edge of a vast, indoor soybean farm, its surface reflecting the pale blue glow of LED grow lights. The air's super humid, smelling like damp earth and fertilizer, as the gentle hum of automated irrigation systems echoes through the air. Like, somehow the calendar stone is absorbing all the excess water from the irrigation system, with no puddles forming at all. Ethereum block confirmations are etched into the stone's surface, pulsing softly in sync with the farm's automated systems, as a faint electric charge makes the air feel prickly.