The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, massive crystalline formations are jutting out of what looks like an abandoned Olympic-sized swimming pool, reflecting the intense sunlight beating down on the deck. Like, the air's thick with the smell of chlorine and burned wiring, and the sound of Ethereum block confirmations is somehow syncing up with the hum of cryptocurrency mining rigs scattered around the pool area. Water's flowing upwards from the pool floor, defying gravity, into the crystalline structures as the sun beats down on the deck at what feels like high noon. Seagulls made of shredded cryptocurrency-branded plastic are swooping through the stillness.