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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Crystalline stalactites are refracting light in every color of the visible spectrum, like a giant prism, inside this massive underwater cave system. The air's... well, not really air – it's more like a thick layer of pressurized, iridescent mist that's somehow allowing me to breathe just fine. Umm, schools of rainbow-colored fish made of shredded Dogecoin-branded plastic are swimming past, their scales reflecting the intense colors, and water's flowing upwards from the cave floor, defying gravity, into a vortex at the center of the cavern.