The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, crystalline stalactites hang from the ceiling of a cavernous, abandoned subway tunnel, reflecting the pale, pulsing glow of memes etched into the walls like they're some kind of bioluminescent graffiti. Umm, the air's thick with this damp, earthy smell, and the sound of dripping water echoes off the crystals. Shards of crystal are scattered across the tracks, casting tiny, rainbow-colored shadows on the ground as a Doge meme seems to be coalescing out of the fog, like it's a physical entity. Gravity's warping around a levitating TikTok logo, somehow embedded in the tunnel's ceiling.