The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, metallic lotus flowers tower above a vast, turquoise lake, their petals unfolding like machinery to reveal a series of Doge memes etched into the metal in hieroglyphic-like script. Uh, the air's crisp and clean, with this faint scent of jasmine, and it feels like... there's a static-electric charge building up, making my skin feel tingly. Like, a low hum of energy emanates from the flowers as a group of levitating, chrome-plated Mahayana Buddhist sutras rotate above the water, reflecting the pale, late-afternoon sunlight that's filtering through a smattering of clouds above.