DX01: SINGULARITY 06514

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm... A bunch of vending machines are covering the surface of this tiny, isolated asteroid, and they're all somehow functioning, spewing out Dogecoin-branded merchandise and snacks everywhere. The air's got this thin, metallic smell and it's super still, with the sky being pitch black above except for a giant, distant nebula glowing bright purple in the distance. The weird thing is that the asteroid's somehow "anchored" to this infinitely long, perfect Fibonacci spiral staircase that's just ascending into the void, unaffected by the asteroid's gravity or spin.