The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, iridescent soap bubbles are rising from a sprawling, abandoned car wash, like, somehow filling the air with a thick, soapy smell and making it super humid in here. Uh, fluorescent lights are casting this intense, white-ish glow everywhere, with the air pressure feeling pretty normal, but the sound of running water is super muffled for some reason. In the middle of the car wash, a massive, chrome-plated cryptocurrency mining rig is somehow embedded in the concrete, with a scrolling, LCD display reading "STORM SHITCOIN FATE" over and over. The sky above is a bright, clear blue.