The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, crystalline stalactites are suspended above a sprawling, abandoned supermarket, somehow filled with still-functional checkout lanes and shelves stacked with perfectly preserved, shrink-wrapped boxes of cereal... Uh, the air's got this weird, sugary smell and it's pretty dry in here, with the fluorescent lights still humming and casting an eerie glow. A massive, animatronic Bitcoin-themed mascot is somehow still working, awkwardly wobbling around on its pedestal and periodically shouting "HODL!" at the top of its lungs.