The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Fog machines are pumping out thick, pink mist that's filling this abandoned, futuristic laboratory, the air's super humid and charged with static electricity, and it smells like someone just opened a pack of Pop-Tarts. Uh, in the center of the room, this massive, crystalline structure is emitting a low hum and pulsing with a gentle, blue light that's somehow synchronizing with an endless loop of a Wendy's commercial on an old TV mounted on the wall. The TV's screen is made of what looks like rippling water, and the commercial's audio is somehow generating ripples on the surface.