The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Glaciated pillars are rising out of the mist-shrouded landscape like sentinels, their frosty surfaces reflecting a weird, rainbow-hued version of the Twitter logo. Umm, the air's super crisp and dry, with a sweet scent like cotton candy, and a low-level hum coming from these retro VHS-sized lithium batteries that're somehow embedded in the ice. The sky above is this deep shade of magenta, with a massive, frozen waterfall just hanging there, paused mid-flow like it's been stuck in time forever. Snowflakes are slowly falling onto the ice, somehow forming perfect, delicate replicas of anime characters that immediately shatter on impact.