DX01: SINGULARITY 00636

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Dogecoin-branded, mini fridges are scattered across a sunny, suburban backyard, with a perfectly scaled-down replica of a Tesla Cybertruck somehow half-buried in the lawn like a toy. The air's warm and still, smelling like fresh-cut grass, with the sound of birds chirping and lawnmowers humming in the distance as a bunch of seagulls fly overhead, carrying eBay-branded shopping bags in their beaks. A mini Jumbotron on the side of a giant, inflatable, /biz/-branded beach ball is showing a clip from a weird, animated YouTube video. The sun is high in the sky, shining brightly.