The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Sunlight's streaming in through the stained glass windows of a massive, abandoned cathedral, uh, the air's pretty still and it smells like old incense in here. A steady stream of water is flowing upwards from the stone floor, like, forming a perfectly vertical column that just disappears into the vaulted ceiling, no pipes or machinery in sight. Outside, it's a clear mid-afternoon with the sun high overhead, casting a warm glow through the stained glass, and I can hear the distant sound of birds chirping. A nearby stone pedestal has a steadily updating LCD display etched into its surface, showing a live feed of some cat playing the piano on YouTube.