The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Sunlight's reflecting off the rippling surface of a wave pool, like, the air's thick with the smell of coconut sunscreen and it's pretty humid in here. Water slides somehow merge seamlessly into each other, forming an endless, knot-like loop that seems to defy geometry, and the sound of splashing water echoes through the still air. The wave pool's generating a steady wave despite no visible machinery, and outside I can see a clear blue sky with just a few wispy clouds drifting across, the sun high overhead. A nearby inflatable flamingo raft is somehow maintaining a steady, perfect balance on the pool's surface.