The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Dense fog rolls off the surface of a massive, still pond, filling the air with mist and a sweet, earthy smell. Umm, espresso machines just sit on lily pads, somehow not sinking, humming along as a scrolling /biz/ thread is projected onto the water's surface, displaying ASCII art and crypto memes. It's super quiet except for the espresso machines and the faint sound of printer ink dripping into the water from somewhere above, but there's no actual printer in sight. Like, it's warm and sunny, but somehow, snowflakes gently fall onto the water, dissolving instantly.