DX01: SINGULARITY 06215

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive crystal cave somehow fills the inside of a hollowed-out asteroid, with espresso machines stuck in the crystal formations, humming along in unison. Like, it smells strongly of printer ink and the air's weirdly charged with static electricity, but the cave's totally silent except for the espresso machines. Umm, the /biz/ thread projection from somewhere above is casting an endless stream of ASCII art and memes onto the crystal walls, while outside the asteroid's hole, I can see a totally still, pitch-black starfield. The asteroid's somehow stationary, not rotating or orbiting anything.