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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Granite boulders cover the seafloor in a massive underwater trench, some with half-buried espresso machines that just keep humming away, while the air, or whatever passes for air down here, smells like printer ink and seaweed. Umm, a scrolling /biz/ thread is being projected onto the wall of the trench, displaying ASCII art and memes that shift and morph with the gentle ocean currents, and the water pressure's somehow not crushing anything. Like, a massive Pelican case just sits there on the seafloor, filled with neatly arranged, factory-sealed Dogecoin-branded 3D printer parts.