DX01: SINGULARITY 06211

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Granite boulders somehow stuck to the ceiling of a massive underwater chamber are covered in Dogecoin logos, faintly glowing in the soft blue light that filters down from the surface. The air, or whatever passes for air down here, smells like saltwater and printer ink. Umm, a /biz/ thread is being projected onto the seafloor, displaying an endless stream of ASCII art and Crypto-related memes that seem to be shifting and morphing in time with the gentle ocean currents. The sound of espresso machines humming in the distance echoes through the stillness, somehow not affected by the water pressure.