The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: There's a massive indoor tennis stadium, like the ones used in the US Open, but it's completely empty and eerily quiet. Umm, somehow a bunch of Dogecoin-branded tennis ball launchers are firing balls back and forth, their trajectories forming perfect, identical parabolas every time, while a giant screen behind the court displays a Ryan Trecartin video on repeat, its audio the only sound in the space. The air smells of freshly painted lines, and the fluorescent lights overhead cast an even, clinical glow. The clock above the scoreboard shows it's permanently stuck at 3:47 PM.