The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A completely ordinary parking garage with plain concrete pillars, the kind you'd find at a Costco. Umm, Cryptopunks logos are etched into every parking spot for some reason, but the weird part is the whole garage is somehow filled with what looks like a lake of printer ink, like the kind used in those old HP printers, and it's perfectly level, not spilling or moving. A gigantic Ethereum price chart hangs from the ceiling like a scoreboard, displaying the price at $3,420.11 in huge letters, but it's not making any noise or changing. The air smells of fresh cardboard.