The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive crystal formations jut out of the seafloor, illuminated by an intense, bluish-green glow emanating from a cluster of underwater LEDs somehow embedded in the nearby coral. Like, schools of bioluminescent fish dart through the water, their trails weaving an iridescent pattern through the crystal outcroppings. The air's - or, I guess, water's - thick with a sweet, anoxic smell and feels super pressurized. A banner somehow stuck to the seafloor reads, in blocky, ASCII letters, "Doge wuz heer 4.27.14 17:05", slowly flapping in the current.