The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive crystal formations are sprouting out of the seafloor, umm, with bioluminescent fish darting between them like... tiny, blue sparks. It's super dark down here, with the water pressure feeling pretty intense, but somehow the crystals are reflecting an old 4chan thread about fractal geometry onto the surrounding seaweed, like it's being projected or something. The seaweed itself is slowly warping into a series of perfect, Mandelbrot set-like curves, and the water's got this faint scent of motor oil, which is weird. It's really still down here, too - no current at all.