The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive chunks of shattered obsidian are scattered across a barren, salt-crusted beach, while the sky above is a sickly pale blue and the air's thick with an electric charge. Umm, the ocean's eerily still, like not even a ripple disturbing the surface, and bioluminescent jellyfish are embedded in the shards, slowly pulsing in sync with a repeating Morse code pattern - it's actually a Reddit copypasta, somehow - that's being etched into the shoreline by an invisible force. The shards are being pulled toward some point beneath the surface, warping into impossible geometries as they go.