The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, massive, crystalline pillars are rising from the seafloor in the darkness of the abyssal plain, their facets reflecting the faint, blue-green glow of bioluminescent fish darting through the water. The air's crushed by the pressure down here, but somehow, a lone, robotic scuba diver is methodically scrubbing a Dogecoin logo etched into the side of one pillar, the silt it's stirring up drifting lazily in the stillness. The water's near-freezing, and the silence is absolute, except for a low, creaking groan that's echoing through the darkness... like the pillars themselves are shifting, alive.