The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, twisted crystals are jutting out of a dense thicket of razor-sharp, succulent plants on some desolate, crimson-colored beach. Uh, the air's super charged, like it's crackling with electricity, and the sky above is this intense, swirling vortex of purples and pinks... seems to be centered on the largest crystal, which is displaying a garbled, error-message-filled Twitter feed on its surface. Water's lapping gently against the shore, except it's not really water, it's more like liquid pixels, somehow holding together despite the choppy waves.