The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, massive metal mushrooms are sprouting from the center of a huge, empty football stadium, their caps slowly unfolding like umbrellas, revealing intricate networks of wires and tiny LED lights that pulse with a soft blue glow. The air is heavy with the smell of damp earth and freshly cut grass, and the sound of distant, unseen machinery hums through the empty seats, which seem to be shifting and rearranging themselves in a complex pattern that looks suspiciously like a TikTok algorithm. It's still raining, and water pours down the stadium steps like a slow-moving waterfall, somehow pooling upside-down on the underside of the stadium roof.