The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Ancient stone statues of mythical creatures, like, half-buried in the ground, stretch across a vast, flat expanse of cracked, dry mud. The air's thick with the smell of dust and smoke from some distant wildfire, and the sun beats down relentlessly, casting no shadows due to its position directly overhead. Umm, somehow a lone, functioning Dogecoin ATM sits atop one of the statues, a bright blue screen displaying "SHARD WAGMI DOGE" in all caps as the machine hums and dispenses a steady stream of coins that fall to the ground, only to be immediately swallowed by the mud.