The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Water's pouring out of a kilometer-wide, perfectly circular hole in the center of a massive, metallic mesa, creating a giant, symmetrical vortex that's somehow not pulling anything in. The air's super still, with a heavy, metallic scent and a faint electric charge. Umm, a pale, afternoon sun's reflecting off the mesa's surface, casting a sharp, triangular shadow on the adjacent, mirror-flat terrain. The sound of the Discord server pings from before is echoing off the mesa, perfectly in sync with the vortex's non-existent rotation.