The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Glowing jellyfish lights bob up and down inside giant crystal formations on the seafloor of a bright turquoise ocean. Uh, a sleek, holographic cat wearing a pair of Yeezys rides a skateboard through the crystal formations, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored sparks, and Stake NFT drop threads scroll across the crystal in sync with its tricks. Like, it smells sweetly of strawberry shortcake and pineapple pizza here, and the water pressure somehow doesn't crush me, even though I'm pretty deep down. The sunlight filtering in from above shines on ASCII art images of Pepe the Frog etched into the crystal.